Gatorade -- Man's Best Friend

The Mouth:
I'm not even going to pretend to understand what this means. Man likes Gatorade like dogs like water? Man drinks dogs? Dogs love Gatorade? Gatorade would drink Gatorade? The setup got my attention, and did make me feel kind of thirsty, but the payoff was terrible. Didn't fit the Gatorade brand at all. Was this a consumer created ad? Or did some ad-man trick Gatorade into buying a video he made of his dog? D-.

The Hawk:
I agree. No idea what they are trying here, unless it's: "Our drink tastes like nasty dog slobber. Yum." Also, I don't know what the joke is, but the punchline is: Michael Vick!!! OHHHHH!!!! F.